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Presidential Elimination Party: Rudy Giuliani

UPDATE: For a picture from the referenced “This Week” interview, scroll below. If you dare. Video here.

It appears our long national nightmare will continue, as Hillary Clinton won again in Nevada yesterday. Is this really happening? Kill me.

Elsewhere on the trail, I’m watching Rudy Giuliani on ABC’s “This Week,” and he appears to be wearing more makeup than he had on in this here picture ————————>

Easy on the eyeliner, Rudy. That shit makes you look more than a tad bit demonic.

So for that reason, America’s Mayor gets the gooseface.

Also because he rooted for the Red Sox in the World Series and because he’s sort of like, uh, totally insane.

PREVIOUSLY ELIMINATED: John McCain (R); Mitt Romney (R); Hillary Clinton (D); John Edwards (D)