Lucy the Blog

I Can’t Look At These People Anymore

Adam Reilly of the Boston Phoenix linked to this video recently, which gives some useful insight into the type of ingrates who reside in New Hampshire and gave Hillary Clinton a much-needed boost last night.

I know it’s early in The Process, but this morning I feel dejected and scared.  I was just learning to pull my pud as a blossoming eighth grader when George H.W. Bush took office.  If Hillary spends the next eight years as president, I’ll be in my early forties by the time the Bush/Clinton dynasty comes to its merciful end.  Probably too old to even get it up anymore.

No one sees a problem with this?  No one else feels just a little bored? 

No one would like to see a…wait for it…you know you want it…you know you love it…a CHANGE?  Just a different fucking face, for Christ sake?  I don’t want to look at Bill’s pale withdrawn mug any longer!  He gives me the heebie jeebies!

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!  GOOSEFACE THIS BITCH!

On a related note, if I hear one more candidate or pundit say “change” again, I will vomit.  Perhaps this is my own fault.  I need to stop paying attention for a while.  Maybe I’ll go to a diner and stick my head in a plate of eggs like all these Granite State dolts. 

Here’s a wonderful YouTube clip by a true agent of ch-ch-ch-ch-change, David Bowie.  It has nothing to do with anything, but it always makes me laugh.  And laughter, on this dark, dark morn, is necessary.