Ding-Dong, the Witch is Dead

May 7, 2008 at 5:09 pm | Posted in America | 3 Comments
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Hoosiers and Heels give Hillary the Gooseface.  Yes we can, oh yes we can can.

Barack N’ Bowl

March 30, 2008 at 6:24 pm | Posted in America | 1 Comment
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Barack Obama is currently on a weeklong bus tour bowling for Pennsylvania voters.

I spent four years in Pennsylvania and learned two things.  One is Hoss’s steakhouse makes a mean, cheap ribeye.  And another is Pennsylvania ain’t votin’ for no brother.  Take that bus to Indiana and North Carolina, Barack.  Trust me.


Surrogate Douchiness Caught on Tape

March 16, 2008 at 7:22 pm | Posted in America, Video | 2 Comments
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Hillary may be trailing Obama in delegates, popular votes, and states won.

But according to Lucy the Dog’s calculations, there is not enough time between now and the convention for Obama to catch her in the critical accumulation of lame, cringe-inducing, supporter-created videos.

Therefore, at 10:16 AM on Sunday, March 16, Lucy the Blog scoops the MSM and exclusive calls the YouTube race for Madame Clinton. Suck it, Blitzer!

Frankly, I would rather be endorsed by Jeremiah Wright, Osama Bin Laden, and Jonothan the Impaler than the guy in the clip below. More Clinton yahoos after the jump.

Continue Reading Surrogate Douchiness Caught on Tape…

Presidential Elimination Party: The Exciting Conclusion, Part II

February 5, 2008 at 2:48 am | Posted in Prez Elimination Party, Video | 6 Comments
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Yesterday I said Lucy the Blog’s presidential endorsement would be posted in two parts, with the second being a logos- and ethos-driven case for voting for Barack Obama.

However, today I realized I didn’t feel like putting in the effort to writing that.  It just sounds like a lot of work.

So instead, please enjoy 10 minutes of classic footage from “Bold and the Beautiful.”  And vote for Obama on Tuesday.  If you don’t, I hope you fall into a huge pit of flames.

UPDATE:  Apparently you cannot embed that footage so I removed the clip.  But since you whiney turds came down so hard on me for not following through on that post, I’ve decided to finish the endorsement as promised.  

However, it got quite wordy, so to find out why you should vote for Obama today, you must click on the good ol’ jump link. Continue Reading Presidential Elimination Party: The Exciting Conclusion, Part II…

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