Meet Lucy the Dog
In 2003, Lucy the Dog moved from Tennessee to Lowell in order to make a name for herself in the burgeoning world of online news sources devoted to the Yankees, New Orleans, Sanjaya Malakar, Fabio getting hit by a goose, Lowell culture and politics, masturbation, soft core drug addiction, Charles Nelson Reilly, union organizing, boobs, and the CBS Daytime Television line-up.
Sometimes Lucy the Dog plagirizes. Sometimes weird fish-like smells creep from her rear. Sometimes she sits in the bathtub all day for no apparent reason. And sometimes she will damn near blow your mind.
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