Act Like You’ve Been There, Lowell

April 4, 2008 at 7:53 pm | Posted in America, Lowell, Lowell Sun, Movies | 7 Comments
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screamingfans.jpgLucy the Dog is by no means immune to celebrity worship. 

And we welcome any exposure or economic and cultural gains brought to our beloved Lowell by the filming of This Side of the Truth.

However, the first frame has yet to be shot and the city is already swooning like starstruck schoolgirls. 

I love Ricky Gervais’s humor as much as anyone.  And if I stumble upon Tina Fey, I will have no choice but to cop a feel of her adorable buttocks.  But we’re not talking about Ridge Forrester or Sanjaya Malakar.  Get it together, people.

Yesterday, a Boston Globe headline proclaimed, “As Lowell prepares for its close-up, locals have stars in their eyes.”

“Merrimack Valley, don your shades:  Lowell is soon to be the location of a film shoot for a major motion picture with a star-studded cast, including Jennifer Garner.

‘Jennifer Garner coming into Lowell – that’s a 10!’ said Mayor Edward “Bud” Caulfield.  ‘We’re really excited about it.  It will certainly put Lowell on the map.'”

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Slick Willie Knows There’s a Lot to Like About Lowell

February 6, 2008 at 2:05 am | Posted in Lowell, Sports | 1 Comment
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willie.jpgWillie Andrews, you just lost the Super Bowl and a place in history to a perpetually confused looking goofy white nerd!  What are you gonna do next?

What kinda question is that?  I’m gonna go watch election returns with my homegirl Lucy the Dog and get small enough to fall between the sofa cushions.  What would you do?

Now I know that sexy little beast lives around here somewhere.  Just take the Connector to Dutton Street…Left at the Hess station…Past the Excel Liquor store…

Goddamn am I high right now…This herb is lovely, yo…

That is one big river down there…Look at it flowing all beautiful and shit…This bridge doesn’t feel too sturdy though.  They gotta inspect this shit…What the?…Lucy didn’t say nothin’ about no bridge and river and shit…

What’s this mother-fucker flashing his lights at me for?  He must be the bridge inspector…Oh snap, that ain’t no bridge inspector…D’oh!

Patriots defensive back charged with marijuana possession in Lowell,

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