Lucy the Blog

Roid Rage

UPDATE: I should have titled this post Schauden-froid Rage.

Apparently Tek is not on the stuff. And I’m enraged by the fact that the fake Internet list was so much more fun than the recycled and dull Mitchell list.

But at least we have confirmation that Roger Clemens is, indeed, the biggest phony in sports. Even worse than A-Rod.

The Pettitte thing saddens me. But I should’ve known better than to trust and love a Texan and born-again Christian.

Of course, at the end of the day I don’t give a shit.

And if it means they return to championship form, then get on the junk, boys. You especially, Moose. You looked pretty tired last season, and we’re gonna need a fifth starter. Don’t pay with a check.

Worst.  Steroids Investigation.  Ever.