Presidential Elimination Party: Mitt Romney
December 6, 2007 at 9:15 pm | Posted in America, Prez Elimination Party | 5 CommentsTags: Gooseface, Hair, Mormons wearing surgical gloves, Politics, Presidential Elimination Party, Romney
What has two thumbs and is about to get the gooseface?
THIS GUY!
There’s no shortage of reasons to lop off the well-coiffed head of just-passing-through former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney.
But there are probably others we’d send to the gallows before him, had circumstances been different. (That’s a flock of geese heading your way, John Edwards.)
However, these are not ordinary circumstances. Tonight, Romney will make a much-anticipated speech to profess his love for Christ, and convince God-fearing Americans that he’s righteous enough to be president, even if he wears magic skivvies.
Despite their persistent efforts to recruit me to their ranks, I have no idea what Mormons believe or what their underpants look like. Nor do I know what Romney believes or what his underpants look like. Nor do I care.
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