Do What You Feel Friday!: Be Patient. And Don’t Be Patient.

March 1, 2008 at 2:37 am | Posted in DWYFF!, Yankees | 2 Comments
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igawa.jpgToday is February 29th, and it’s cold as shit outside. Not that I’d know, as I haven’t left the house since yesterday.

We’re supposed to get more snow tonight and that makes us even more ornery. But wait!

If we can just be patient, March is only a day away!

And if March is a day away, that means Yankee baseball time is upon us. That, dear readers, warrants excitement. Hells yeah.

So we will exercise patience where the calendar is concerned. This stretch of unpleasantness is almost behind us. And the quest for 27 is underway.

But we will not be patient with you, Kei Igawa. In today’s spring training exhibition, the Yankees were cruising with a 9-0 lead heading into the sixth inning against the formidable University of South Florida South Floridians.

keiigawa.jpgAt that point, Igawa took the mound to pick up where he left off last season, pounding the strike zone area outside the strike zone before serving up a meatball to Eric Baumann for a grand slam.

For those of you keeping score at home, that’s one hit, two walks, one hit batsman, one wild pitch, and a lean 36.00 ERA over one inning of work on this young season.

I know it’s early, but I think I’ve seen enough of Kei Igawa. So either squirt some Rocket juice up his ass, or let’s cut our losses now. It’s only a $47 million investment, Cash. I’ll buy an extra hot dog next time I’m at the Stadium.

God it feels good to be an unreasonable and obnoxious fan again. Baseball season is back, baby. And it’s Friday. So do what you feel!

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  1. So if it’s February 29th, how come the post is dated March 1? Is your blog run by the Lowell Sun?

    Seriously, please keep up the Sun bashing in future posts. There is literally an unending pool of comic possibilities in every single edition.

  2. good catch on the date, anna the weird phone lady. and i must say, something about your name really turns me on. i’ve always had a thing for weird phone ladies. even if they’re men using a woman’s name in a blog comment. it’s still hot.

    i have no idea why the date comes up as march 1. surely it has something to do with this leap year that’s all the rage.

    i’m also not sure what you’re referring to as ‘sun bashing’. perhaps you’ve misinterpreted my sound media criticism for ‘bashing’. but how could you have known that i possess a masters in journalism from the prestigious boston university? i paid good money for these insights. it’s serious shit.

    but don’t worry, i won’t hold it against you. and we’ll continue to keep an eye on the sun, though it’s become more difficult since canceling the subscription. i lack the patience to slog through their website.

    i was going to post about last week’s newstalk live, but it was boring and useless, without anything all that humorous. so i opted not to.


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