Lucy the Blog September Hiatus

September 12, 2007 at 1:16 am | Posted in Uncategorized | 14 Comments

Mark Cuban recently called the Internet dead and boring.  It’s true.  I read it on his blog post titled, “The Internet is Dead and Boring.”

But I must take issue with Cuban.  The video below, found by Papa Beast, provides ample evidence that the Internet is alive and well and kicking much ass.  Or at least helping me waste my life.  Without the Internet, I never would have seen this.  Nor would I have seen MTV’s Tonya Cooley having soft-core porn sex.  And that, friends, would be a shame.

Perhaps Cuban meant to say that Lucy the Blog is dead and boring.  In which case, he would have a point.  Lucy the Blog is near-dead and way boring.  I’ve been trying to figure out how to resolve this.  But realistically, I know that I won’t have much blogging time in my schedule until October.

So rather than sporadically flail away, I’m taking the Lucy the Blog staff on an extended retreat to do trust falls and reevaluate our vision for the site.  We’ll shut it down for now and return on October 1, once life has settled down.

I realize this is breaking many hearts across the info superhighway.  And some may think I’m just whining.  But give me a break.  I’m a HUMAN!  All you people want is more, more, more, more!  You’re lucky I even blog for you bastards!  Leave Lucy the Dog alone.  Please!

See you in October.