Go Fuck Yourself, Jeff Ross

July 26, 2007 at 6:03 am | Posted in America, Muzak, TV | Leave a comment


I’m generally amused by Jeff Ross. But I’m watching this America’s Best Impersonator show and he just made the most unnecessary, rude, douchebaggy comment I’ve heard in quite some time.

Little Richard performed with his faux Little Richard counterpart and a faux Tina Turner.  And when they finished, Ross (a judge) noted that it was amazing to see “three queens” on the stage. 

Little Richard did not look happy and attempted some zingerish reply, which was sort of weak.  He seemed caught off-guard, and eventually just said, “Shut up.”

Making matters worse, only minutes later, faux Little Richard failed to make the Top Five.

This was not cool.  So Lucy the Dog releases her anal sacks on your face, Jeff Ross.  

Richard Wayne Penniman is a legend.  You are just a funny guy who looks like a thumb.  Funny guys who look like thumbs are a dime a dozen.


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