Do What You Feel Friday!: Get Smaller than a 2-Year-Old

April 20, 2007 at 5:22 pm | Posted in DWYFF!, Sports, Video, Yankees | 5 Comments

mattingly.jpgThank God it’s Do What You Feel Friday!  And what a fine one it is.

On this Friday, April 20th, you hardly need Lucy the Dog to tell you what to do.  For today marks George Takei’s 70th year on Earth.  The start of this season’s first Yankees-Sox series.  Less than one week to Jazzfest.  And, of course, 4/20. 

So take the next 24 hours to kick back, ignore society’s scorn, set aside any shame, and embrace your inner Satchmo.

Sure 4/20 is Hitler’s birthday and the anniversary of Columbine.  But don’t be a buzzkill!

Did you know that 4/20 is also the day that Harriet Tubman started the Underground Railroad (1853)?

Great Americans like Donnie Baseball, Stephen Colbert, Lucy the Blog devotee Garrett Smith, and Malcolm from Young and the Restless were also born on 4/20.

Michael Jordan dropped 63 points on the Boston Celtics in the first round of the playoffs on April 20, 1986.

And for you retards, 4/20 commemorates the first game ever played in Fenway Park (1912) and the first Major League hit by Ted Williams (1939).

So what are you waiting for?  Get off on the couch and do something!  Like your Uncle Demetrius always said, you’re gonna do it sooner or later!



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  1. What s long forgotten about that game is that Bird had 40- plus points and like 18 assists. Plus the Celtics won sooooo, who really had the better game?

  2. THIS SUCKS. I would love to see his “amazing” articles he rights for the Eagle Tribune? Is that even a big paper. I didnt think so. HE SUCKS

  3. but dick, couldn’t you have at least given me a chili pepper icon?

  4. I would have selected the “limp penis” icon, but it was not available.

    Is that even a big penis. I didnt think so. YOU SUCK

  5. I’ve got your chili pepper write here. Don Mattingly? Isn’t he a gay porn star? Jeter Sux, too. Striking out in the 9th w/ one out? Talkin’ bout wussy: half wimp, half pussy.

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