Open Letter

March 21, 2007 at 3:20 am | Posted in Idol | 2 Comments

Dear Recent Visitor to Lucy the Blog:

According to my WordPress Blog Stats, you stumbled into Lucy the Blog earlier this evening by typing “Haley Scarnato braless” into a search engine.  I can only imagine the disappointment that befell you upon realizing that Lucy the Blog could not satiate your need for internet content related to a braless Haley Scarnato.  Believe me, no one is more troubled than I about this site’s lack of braless Scarnato imagery.  It is a shortcoming that we are working tirelessly to remedy.

Please rest assured that our best men are on the case.  In the meantime, I invite you to enjoy Wednesday’s Idol wrap-up post, which is sure to include no less than three pictures of a braless Sanjaya Malakar.  Expect it by noon.

Until then, best wishes,

Lucy the Dog

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  1. […] Haley Scarnato kicked off the night, promising to ”be more aggressive” this week.  She sang a randy rendition of “Tell Him,” wearing short shorts and slutting it up real nice.  Randy liked it so much that he danced along in his seat like a white man.  What’s the deal, don’t the dawg got moves?  This was shocking!  Simon digs Haley’s caboose, and shamelessly leered at it like he was getting a lapdance.  Then Haley finished the song with some weird boobie-shaking move.  Afterward, Ryan asked if she was worried about negotiating the stage stairs in such high heels.  “It’s all about prayer,” she replied.  Yes, Haley.  Yes it is. […]

  2. Sorry, I was looking at naked pictures od Rita Rudner when I got sidetracked and looked for that chick from american idol’s boobies.


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