Lowell Folk Festival 2009: with Rosie Goodness

yes, please.

If you’re to believe the Bible of communist arugula-drinking Brooklyn hipsters, then Lowell, Massachusetts is the place to be on the weekend of July 25 and 26.

But this time, dear reader, those queers at the Times got it right. Suck it, Goldberg!

Yes, there are days when you may get shot in our fair city.

But I’m sure you’ll agree, a non-life-threatening injury is a small price to pay for a few moments dancing in the glory of Rosie Ledet’s pussiere.

So, please. Let Dr. Michael White take you to school.

Let Glen David take you to church.

And then let him take you to the streets.

Alive. Unique. Inspiring. Luscious, strong thighs that make your loins burn.

Yes indeed. There’s a lot to like about Lowell.

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If this dude shows up again, count me in.

Comment by mdub— June 5, 2009 #

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that’s ashlee’s dad, asshole.

Comment by lucythedog— June 5, 2009 #

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