Lucy the Blog

Dear Lowell Zoning Board:

It takes a bit to get Lucy the Dog to post on the blog these days.  Time is limited and I don’t have much on the brain.  Plus I got knocked up!

But watching your performance during tonight’s meeting, I was inspired to brush the dust off this ol’ clunker.  Because really fellas, I gotta get this off my chest.

ITEM 1:  Please stop qualifying each of your anti-art sentiments with, “Hey, nobody supports the arts more than I do!  I love art!“ 

You do not love art.  And each time you claim to, it’s an insult to those of us who do.  You impede art.  You hardly know what art is.  You do not love art.

ITEM 2:  You are retarded.

Thank you and have a good night,

Lucy the Dog